Danzai Yamaxanadu !

Hanzai toshi... Gensoukyou... Darakushi kouhai shita seigi wo shin no sugata ni modoseru no wa

Hou no bannin de aru watashi shika inai no da wa !

Kaitei - zaijou wo tsukitsukete

Suitei - kantei no kekka zantei

Zentei - yuuzai tonikaku yuuzai

Shirokuro hakkiri tsuke danzai !

Reimu ! (Reimu !) Binbou kouhaku miko. Jitsu wa senkakubanrai chuu

Touhou buumu wa otoroezu doko ga binbou da kono sagi onna !

Suika ! (Suika !) Yoppage roriita youjo oni. Jitsu wa nenchaku sutookaa

Ichi oku nen to ni shuu kan mae kara dokodemo omae wo mitsumeteru !

Sanae ! (Sanae !) Choushi koiteru seijun kidori no ubu na miko

Jitsu wa zankoku kojuutome

Marisa ! (Marisa !) Kono nusutto kari paku nori paku pakku paku !

Ano ko no kokoro mo pakku paku

Chiruno ! (Chiruno !) Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baaka baka !

Jigoku ni iku ni mo ataisezu

Furan ! (Furan !) Sono uu uu iu no wo yamenasai !

Yamenasai ! Yamenasai ! Yamenai to korosu wa yo ! Kii !

Danzai ! (Danzai !) Danzai ! (Danzai !) Danzai ! (Danzai !) Danzai ! (Danzai !)

Hanketsu ! Choueki sanji no oyatsu kinshi sannen !

Tadashi, banana to kinoko wa oyatsu ni fukumarenai !

Hakkiri saseru shiro to kuro, tsumi to batsu

Haiiro nante arienai no

Ii kagen, aimai wa daikirai

Wakai nante sasenai wa yo

Yuyuko ! (Yuyuko !) Higeki no bourei shoujo, jitsu wa bakyuumu oogurai

Karee wa nomimono nanka ja nai kara kasumi de mo tabete jichou nasai

Yukari ! (Yukari !) Sukima ni tadayou hanzai kusa. Ayashii uragane, zoushuuwai

Kamikakushi, kinkakushi wa asobi no reberu de yamete oke

Okuu ! (Okuu !) merutodaun tada more fyuujon kikenbutsu

Higai wa jindai, mugendai

Komachi ! (Komachi !) Omae wa buka da. Buka daro sono ue ni

Chichi dekai kuse ni shigoto sabotten ja neeeeee !

Chuugoku ! (Chuugoku !) Eirin ! (Eirin !) Keine ! (Keine !) Ran ! (Ran !)

Kanako ! (Kanako !) Yuugi ! (Yuugi !) reti ! (Reti !) Yuuka ! (Yuuka !)

Danzai ! (Danzai !) Danzai ! (Danzai !) Danzai ! (Danzai !) Danzai ! (Danzai !)

Hanketsu ! Choueki, sono mune yokose 300 guramu zutsu !

Omaera sondake arun dakara chotto kurai ii darou !

Kyousei sousa, torishirabe gouin ni

Shouko nante ato de ii no

Sutoresu no hakeguchi wa saiban de

Gyakuten nante sasenai wa yo

Zettai danzai arumagedon !

Watashi no hanketsu ni igi nante mitomenai wa